In a World Where Everything Goes my Way...

Today as I was slaving away in the house, vacuuming floors, unloading the dish washer, yelling at Bree to "put that back!", and repeating the same routine that I do each and every day, I was thinking about how wonderful life would be if everything just... went my way.

I was thinking that in my Fantasy World, Bree wouldn't pull random things out of random places, and leave them laying in the middle of the living room floor for me to pick up later. In my Fantasy World, Paul would take his clothes & socks off the right way instead of inside out, which adds more time to the already time consuming job of folding laundry. In my Fantasy World, money would grow on trees and I would live on a "money tree farm". In my Fantasy World, Stay At Home Mom's would get paid for the hard work that they do every single day.

In my Fantasy World, there would be a beach and an ocean outside everyone's back door, no matter where they lived. In my Fantasy World, the temperature would stay at 75 degrees all year 'round and the sun would shine every day. In my Fantasy World, supper would cook itself. In my Fantasy World, Bree would have been born already potty trained. In my Fantasy World, my Parents would be my next door neighbors. In my Fantasy World, my brother would have chosen a different profession besides being a Marine.

In my Fantasy World, I would be skinnier and taller. In my Fantasy World, the bathrooms would clean themselves. In my Fantasy World, I could eat whatever I wanted and never get fat. In my Fantasy World, gasoline would be free. In my Fantasy World, the rivers would be made of coffee. In my Fantasy World, the groceries would automatically appear in the refrigerator and cabinets without any shopping involved. In my Fantasy World, sports would be exempt from television and radio.

In my Fantasy World...every day would be a vacation.